Every now and again you come across something that is just pure genius, a case in point being Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game. I found out about Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game through the Facebook group dedicated to this inspired idea.
According to the description on Facebook, this ultimate Saturday afternoon drinking game was first established by Attercliffe Parks and Neil 'Birdman' Brookfield in Sheffield under the excellent working title of 'Lets get fucked. Respect due lads.
Everytime a goal is scored: 1 shot of beer
Every sending off: 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
Half time: Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be drunk
Whenever Chris Kamara is talking: You must be drinking
Whenever Paul Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!): 1 shot of Jager
In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames: Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: The Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter: Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard': 3 shots of beer.
Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke: 3 shots of beer.
Everytime your team score: 2 extra shots of beer.
Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence: 1 shot of Jager.
Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor': 1 shot of Whisky
Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits: Quad bombs (4 jager + redbull) all round.
Everytime Hartlepool score a goal: 3 shots of beer.
Everytime a pundit shouts off camera: 2 shots of beer.
Everytime Matt Le Tissier is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: 1 shot of Jager.
Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed.
Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: 1 shot of jager.
Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." 1 shot of jager.
Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy: 1 shot of jager.
Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo : 1 shot of jager.
Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" : 1 shot of Jager.
Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) : 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers': shot of Jager.
If you have a things to do before you die list, make sure playing Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game is on there.
I can't think of a better time for Leeds Utd fans to play Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game than this weekend. Perhaps losing to the mighty Hereford in the first round of the FA cup wasn't too bad after all.
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Jeff Stellings Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game: A Video Tribute
Have a great weekend everybody and if you can remember what you did on Monday then you obviously didn't play Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game.
Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game
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