Leeds United: Something For The Weekend: Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game

Every now and again you come across something that is just pure genius, a case in point being Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game. I found out about Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game through the Facebook group dedicated to this inspired idea.

According to the description on Facebook, this ultimate Saturday afternoon drinking game was first established by Attercliffe Parks and Neil 'Birdman' Brookfield in Sheffield under the excellent working title of 'Lets get fucked. Respect due lads.



Everytime a goal is scored: 1 shot of beer

Every sending off: 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)



Half time: Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be drunk



Whenever Chris Kamara is talking: You must be drinking



Whenever Paul Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!): 1 shot of Jager

In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames: Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.



Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: The Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.

Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter: Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.



Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard': 3 shots of beer.

Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke: 3 shots of beer.

Everytime your team score: 2 extra shots of beer.

Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence: 1 shot of Jager.

Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor': 1 shot of Whisky

Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits: Quad bombs (4 jager + redbull) all round.

Everytime Hartlepool score a goal: 3 shots of beer.

Everytime a pundit shouts off camera: 2 shots of beer.



Everytime Matt Le Tissier is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: 1 shot of Jager.

Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed.

Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: 1 shot of jager.

Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." 1 shot of jager.



Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy: 1 shot of jager.

Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo : 1 shot of jager.



Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" : 1 shot of Jager.

Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) : 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.

Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers': shot of Jager.



If you have a things to do before you die list, make sure playing Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game is on there.

I can't think of a better time for Leeds Utd fans to play Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game than this weekend. Perhaps losing to the mighty Hereford in the first round of the FA cup wasn't too bad after all.

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Jeff Stellings Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game: A Video Tribute



Have a great weekend everybody and if you can remember what you did on Monday then you obviously didn't play Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game.

Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game

Leeds United: White Christmas

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With less than a month left until the big day, the leeds united blog is proud to present White Christmas the Leeds United edition.

Merry Christmas everybody.



Leeds United White Christmas

Leeds United Blog: Football Hard Men

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The Times Online recently published a list of football's 50 greatest hard men. Leeds utd fans will be interested to note that the following players with a leeds united connection were listed and described as follows:

5 Johnny Giles (Leeds United and Ireland)

Harmer Giles graduated from Don Revie’s Academy of the Dark Arts with honours. In a team populated with miscreants, Giles was top of the shop. Chelsea’s Tommy Baldwin said, ‘Giles was the main instigator of the really bad tackles.’

13 Paul Reaney (Leeds Utd)

Best also rated Meanie Reaney among the people he least liked being kicked by. ‘(He) was among the toughest players I played against,’ he said. ‘He was at you the whole 90 minutes, using every dodgy trick in the book.’

16 Billy Bremner (Leeds United and Scotland)

The truculent so-and-so from a rough housing scheme in Stirling was the fiery ginger Scottish tough guy incarnate. Once described in a Sunday Times headline as ‘10st of barbed wire.’

18 Norman Hunter (Leeds United and England)

Storming Norman was the first villain to claim the nickname ‘Bites yer legs’. Leeds’ trainer Les Cocker was once told Hunter had gone home with a broken leg. ‘Whose is it?’ he asked.

28 Jack Charlton (Leeds United and England)

Denied ever having a little black book of prospective victims. But he was always the evil twin to Saint Bobby.

31 Kenny Burns (Nottingham Forest and Scotland)

Every city he played in needed a Burns Unit at the nearest hospital.

34 Joe Jordan (Leeds, Manchester United, AC Milan and Scotland)

There have been few more fearsome sights in the European game than 'Jaws' Jordan without his front teeth.

You can read The Times Online list of football's 50 greatest hard men in full by Clicking Here.

Girly Footballers

But what about the other side of the coin? Because for every football hard man, there is a pretty boy more interested in his hair and how he looks than getting stuck in for the team. As such, the leeds united blog is pleased to present Football Ying & Yang.



Leeds United Blog: Football Hard Men

Leeds United Blog: Ian Holloway

Read an article in the Mirror featuring new Leicester City boss Ian Holloway who wants his team to adopt the Leeds United philosophy in order to reach the Championship play-offs. Holloway is quoted as saying.

"I have had a long chat with the players and been honest and frank about what I want. Look at what Leeds United have done...For me, once they stopped moaning about the mess and having 15 points deducted they have got on with it and now look at the unity and the points tally...A winner falls over, gets up, falls over, gets up again and achieves what he wants because he has never given up. That is what I want."

Well said that man.

Ian Holloway's Legendary Post Match Interview



Leeds United Blog: Ian Holloway

Leeds United Matchday

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Leeds Utd: Lucas, Richardson, Marques, Heath, Parker (De Vries 73), Prutton (Flo 73), Douglas, Hughes, Carole (Westlake 55), Beckford, Kandol. Subs Not Used: Huntington, Kishishev.

Cheltenham: Higgs, Jeremy Gill, Caines, Duff, Wright, Vincent (Lindegaard 72), Bird, Sinclair, Spencer, Gillespie, Connor (Madjo 77). Subs Not Used: Scott P Brown, Gallinagh, D Agostino.

Goals: Cheltenham (Gillespie 86).

Att: 7,043

Referee: Lee Probert

What is with leeds conceding goals from 30 yards out? Keep the faith, we would have more than settled to be where we are in the league now at the start of the season.

The Leeds United Distractor



If losing didn't feel so shit, winning wouldn't feel so sweet but that's not much comfort on a day like today, particularly on a Sunday when all you've got to look forward to is work in the morning and people taking the piss who don't support God's own team. That's why as from today the Leeds United blog will be activating the Leeds United Distractor. As the promotional poster featuring Big Leeds United fan Justin Timberlake notes, the Leeds United Distractor is only to be used (hopefully not too often) after defeat.

The leeds united distractor simply consists of something to take your mind off the game. In this case a video from a Japanese game show. I can't begin to tell you how much I think the next England Football manager should be allowed to use the Slapping Machine on underperforming players before, during and after a game (you'll know what I mean when you watch the video).



Leeds United Matchday

Leeds United: Something For The Weekend

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Gotta love that Friday feeling and in celebration I'm starting a new regular feature on the leeds united blog. Each Friday I intend to post a video designed to get the weekend off to a chortlingly good start.

The first video in the series has being doing the rounds for a while now but it's still worth a watch even if you've seen it before. A big thanks to Neil (Kippax lad pretending to be posh living in Garforth) Allison for letting me know about this one.

This one goes out to anyone who has played championship manager or football manager



Have a great weekend, come on Leeds!

Dave

Marching on Together.

Leeds United: Something For The Weekend

Leeds United Blog: England Special

I've just watched the England football team lose to Croatia at Wembley and fail to qualify for the European championships. I still can't quite believe what I witnessed tonight. With this is mind, I put the following video together for Steve McClaren all the boys who wore the England shirt during this disastrous campaign.



Leeds United Blog: England Special