Ever wondered who started Manchester United football club? No me neither, but apparently it was Kyle's mum.
I really shouldn't find this funny at my age! If only there were a few footballers called Kyle, imagine this one being belted out on the terraces. Thinking about it, there was Kyle lightbourne, but I don't think he plays anymore.
Although he supports Manchester City I think most Leeds United fans would have been cheering Ricky Hatton on last Saturday - any excuse to stay up drinking into the small hours!
Although it wasn't to be his night, I think this classic press conference a couple of months before the fight shows why most people like Ricky Hatton. You can't beat live TV!
Leeds United: Something For The Weekend: Ricky Hatton Press Conference
I've just been on the official Leeds United website and one of the stories in the newsroom section is entitled "what's the fuss" which states that Dennis Wise is bemused by the hype surrounding Saturday's game with Huddersfield Town.
You're not from around these parts are you Dennis? It's not the game that's got everybody talking Dennis, it's the nature of the opposing fans. Be afraid Dennis, be very afraid!
The following video by Stal should help put you in the picture.
Still need convincing Dennis? Check out what happened to this poor unsuspecting chap when he ventured into the Huddersfield badlands.
Every now and again you come across something that is just pure genius, a case in point being Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game. I found out about Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game through the Facebook group dedicated to this inspired idea.
According to the description on Facebook, this ultimate Saturday afternoon drinking game was first established by Attercliffe Parks and Neil 'Birdman' Brookfield in Sheffield under the excellent working title of 'Lets get fucked. Respect due lads.
Everytime a goal is scored: 1 shot of beer
Every sending off: 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
Half time: Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be drunk
Whenever Chris Kamara is talking: You must be drinking
Whenever Paul Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!): 1 shot of Jager
In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames: Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: The Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter: Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard': 3 shots of beer.
Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke: 3 shots of beer.
Everytime your team score: 2 extra shots of beer.
Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence: 1 shot of Jager.
Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor': 1 shot of Whisky
Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits: Quad bombs (4 jager + redbull) all round.
Everytime Hartlepool score a goal: 3 shots of beer.
Everytime a pundit shouts off camera: 2 shots of beer.
Everytime Matt Le Tissier is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: 1 shot of Jager.
Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed.
Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: 1 shot of jager.
Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." 1 shot of jager.
Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy: 1 shot of jager.
Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo : 1 shot of jager.
Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" : 1 shot of Jager.
Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) : 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers': shot of Jager.
If you have a things to do before you die list, make sure playing Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game is on there.
I can't think of a better time for Leeds Utd fans to play Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game than this weekend. Perhaps losing to the mighty Hereford in the first round of the FA cup wasn't too bad after all.
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Jeff Stellings Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game: A Video Tribute
Have a great weekend everybody and if you can remember what you did on Monday then you obviously didn't play Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game.
Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game
Gotta love that Friday feeling and in celebration I'm starting a new regular feature on the leeds united blog. Each Friday I intend to post a video designed to get the weekend off to a chortlingly good start.
The first video in the series has being doing the rounds for a while now but it's still worth a watch even if you've seen it before. A big thanks to Neil (Kippax lad pretending to be posh living in Garforth) Allison for letting me know about this one.
This one goes out to anyone who has played championship manager or football manager
Get hold of an interactive Leeds United fixture list calendar for free. Many thanks to Jamie Thomson for putting this together.
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